Movie-A-Minute

Das sind mal wirklich kurze Filmzusammenfassungen:

Speed:

Dennis Hopper: I will blow up the elevator.
Keanu Reeves: Oh no. Not the elevator. (saves elevator)
Dennis Hopper: I will blow up the bus.
Keanu Reeves: Oh no. Not the bus. (saves bus)
Dennis Hopper: I will blow up the subway.
Keanu Reeves: Oh no. Not the subway. (saves subway)
Pretty Woman:
Julia Roberts: I'm a hooker, but I don't kiss on the lips.
Richard Gere: I have a lot of money.
Julia Roberts: (smooch)
THE END
Mortal Kombat:
Shang Tsung: Back, Back, Forward, Forward + High Punch
Liu Kang: Down, Forward, Back, Back + High Kick
THE END
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 Montag, 26. September 2005, 18:56, von psycko | |comment