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Ist Euch schon mal aufgefallen, dass Patrick Swayze im Donnie Darko-Logo George Bush verdammt ähnlich sieht?
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gefällt. irgendwie.. fragt mich nicht warum...
P.S.: Warum ist eigentlich der Song nicht auf dem neuen Album drauf?? :(
Zuuu geil - diese Hasselhoff-CD auf amazon.com hat bereits über 1000 Reviews!! Hier ein paar Beispiele:
I hear ANGELS! ANGELS!, March 22, 2005
Reviewer: Meyhert WillgoOn (Titanic, Iceberg)
This CD sends shivers down my spine, all the way to the rectum. There it tingles and trembles like the lapping of a puppy dog. My breath is taken away, leaving me breathless. And that, my friends, is the effect that "LOOKING FOR- The Best of David Hosherjunk (IMPORT)" has on me.
What about David's music makes our hearts break so openly? Is it the ingenious lyrics that rhyme "night" with "light" and "street" with "beat?" Is it the insistent beats of the native German drums on every track? Or is it David's voice- a voice that some have likened to a rhino reaming a stalling tractor?
I think the answer is for every individual to find out for themselves. But I will leave one comment for those searching the world for beauty and meaning: The song Hot Shot City is particularly good.
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Fo' Dizzle ma Hizzle, March 21, 2005
Reviewer: Mike Hunt
Ranging from the inspirational (Looking for freedom), the educational (Je T'aime Means I Love You) to the incomprehensible (Wir Zwei Allein) Looking For....The Best of David Hasselhoof shows us what the Germans have known for years (as well as the mullet is a valid hair 'statement')that Hasselhoff is a musical God.
Thank God this has at last arrived on import
Track 6 is particularly good.
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Five stars for the one fab man!!!, March 30, 2005
Reviewer: Doobie Burns (Incense, Dormroom)
As a reviewer who's definitely over the age of 13 and not just checking the box because I want to see my name in print, I find David Hassehouve to be the most prolific musician since Mozart.
Hassehalve has managed to release an impressive THREE ALBUMS in 14 years. That's an average of 2 years between releases. No, wait. Something like 3 years. Whatever.
This frequency of output demonstrates either a tremendous talent like no one on Baywatch has ever seen or a raw passion for music unmatched since Rick Dees.
Whatever his motivations, David Hassehurve blesses us with a new genre of music: "alternative progressive deep house funk grind pop." Not just an eclectic cobbling of different inspirations, it transcends them all with the majesty of a newly-come king. Or a king that's on the verge of coming.
The general effect is not just awe, not just wonder, but sheer delirium accompanied by a slight pang of pain in the abdomen. I have personally found that listening to this album hunched over seems to lessen the pain.
I would go so far to say that if I were ever leaving a Halloween ball and on the way to another, more formal ball, I would definitely want David Hassehauve to kiss me between the balls.
And the song "Hot Shot City" is particularly good.
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Peachy Keen!, March 14, 2005
Reviewer: Chronicles of Hernia
Why do we buy iPods? Why do we listen to the radio while driving to work? The answers, my friends, lies between a customized Trans Am and a bodyguard chair. The reason we listen to music at all is because of one David Hobbittrunks.
David turned his hairy back on a brilliant acting career to pursue his true love, the music industry. Like a muscular Chilli Palmer, he dove into "the biz" a novice and became one of the big fish, squeezing out hit after hit, taking a big hit every forty five minutes. His 45 albums are a testament to how many trips he took into the booth.
He collected his 18 favorite outputs and slathered them onto disk. The resulting musical cowpie tempts the nostrils and challenges the lower intestine. Songs like "Do the Limbo Dance," "Looking For Freedom" and "Freedom For the World" swirl above your upper lip like flies at a fish market. And we all swoon.
Bouncing ditties like "Du," "I Believe," and "Crazy For You" thrust themselves at you and push your face into them. And to think, you're being smothered by a man! You're being seduced, captivated, rutted, and spent by a man with a perm! And loving it, you musical perv!
But the song "Hot Shot City" is particularly good.
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Good good stuff, March 13, 2005
Reviewer: Captain's Log "Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk!" (NCC-1701)
There's music that makes you think. There's music that makes you cry. And then there's music that makes you both vomit a little in your mouth and float a log in your shorts. David Hopperchunk is a maker of this third kind of music.
Throughout his spectacular career he has dabbled in everything from the eastern sounds of the sitar to the throat-singing of the Inuits. This is the first CD that chronicles this amazing musical journey. This album is like a global journey through horrific music.
Witness the gargling cheek farts of the pygmies in "Freedom For the Nuts." The impressive rolling 'r's in "Dance Danice D'Amourrrrrrr." The louder gargling cheek farts in "Crazy For You." All accompanied by David H's irreplaceable voice- a voice that some have compared to an eight-sea lion love train.
But I am most impressed by the glockenspiel and beatboxing on "Hot Shot City." That song is particularly good.
...was so toll an den Paul Frank-Designs ist und warum die Leutz bereit sind Unsummen dafür zu blechen. Deshalb hier meine kleine Hommage in Form eines Shirts - kann mich nur noch nicht zwischen den beiden Designs entscheiden, deshalb dürft Ihr wählen:
Das hier:
oder die noch crappigere Variante:
Welches Design soll ich verwenden??
...ist echt der Hammer - hab`s erst seit 2 Tagen und möcht`s nicht mehr missen. Ich zitiere einfach mal die Homepage:
"AllofMP3 und Weblisten sind illegal" -- so sieht es zumindest der Bundesverband der phonografischen Wirtschaft (ifpi) und sorgte mit entsprechenden Pressemitteilungen für Unsicherheit unter den Kunden der Dienste. Diese vertreiben -- im Gegensatz zur Konkurrenz -- ihre Musik im ungeschützten MP3-Format. Die Redaktion des SWR3 kommt nach intensiven Recherchen zu einem anderen Ergebnis: "Deutsche Internet-User handeln legal, wenn sie Musik-Downloads für ihren Privatgebrauch bei AllofMP3.com beziehen".
>> gefunden bei heise online
Und hier auch noch ein weiteres Label, dass mit den RIAA-Methoden nicht einverstanden ist - zudem gibt`s auch noch ein paar ganz legale "Full Album Downloads":
http://www.gokartrecords.com/freedownload/riaa.php
...also hab ich auch mal eins designed:
Putzig, gell? ;)
Das hier hab ich auch mal temporär entworfen aber gleich wieder verworfen:
Fashion for heroes and heroines - freshe Site & kinky Designs:
Leider ist mein Lieblings-Motiv z.Zt. ausverkauft:
Ist ja nicht wirklich was Neues, aber heute hab ich mal den SidPlayer ausgegraben um meine Kollegen in der Arbeit für den Rest des Tages mit billig/oldskooligem C64-Gedudel zu nerven:
SID-Tracks gibt`s übrigens hier oder hier - da werden Erinnerungen wach. Und da man das Ganze wohl auch nach Wave oder MP3 konvertieren kann werden auch meine Freunde in nächster Zeit noch viel Freude in meinem Auto haben ;)
Mein neues "Pixel-Bruce" T-Shirt:
Hübsch, gell? ;)
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